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Satanic Rites - Issue 3 (1992-11-24)(Destiny).adf
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{2{cGET TO THE POINT, FUCKER{1
{a This is a {ecrap excuse {afor an article but it will suffice to relieve my
{f stress {aover this matter. If you follow the advice given in this article,
your phone bill could become {csignificantly lower {a (unless you're a
modemtrader) and you'll have a much {aquieter life{a.
{c IF, FOR WHATEVER REASON, WHEN YOU RING SOMEONE IT'S ENGAGED:
{aDO {e--{fNOT{e-- {aunder ANY circumstances, when you finally get through ask the bloody
stupid question:
{a"{fWho were you speaking to when I tried to call before?{a"
{a This should {e--{fNEVER{e-- be a {ctalking point{a! You should never attempt to
strike up a conversation like this.
{f This is {dNO {fway to have a conversation. {aIt's wasting time (both parties) and
your {cphone bill.{a
Make sure you {fKNOW WHY {ayou're calling someone before you {cdial-out{a. This
will save time and money. If say you wanted to know where your {eparcel is{a
phone up and ask. Do not phone up and say:
{a"{eHello, how are you?{a"
{a What a {cbloody stupid {aquestion THAT is! The {ereceipient {aof the call
obviously isn't {2{dDEAD{1{a and will presumably tell you (if he wants) if he's
ill.
{a And now the start of a {enew {eSatanic Rites campaign{a... Everyone knows that
{cBT {aare {dfascist {eSCUM{a. Therefore if you're {fELITE {ayou will no longer make any
calls between {e7:30 pm {aand {e8:30 pm{a.
{a This will cut your {ephonebill {aand if you receive any calls between these
times you'll know that it's a {fnon-Satanic Rites reader {aphoning, and since
all non-SR readers are {cLAME {ayou'll not want to talk to them anyway.
{2{f CUT YOUR BILL. DON T STAY ON LONGER
THAN YOU HAVE TO. DON T CALL BETWEEN
7:30 AND 8:30 PM{1